It was June 2016 and I was contemplating a meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to.
I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result that I was in a massive rush. The lad on the till scanned the first two items, but the third item wouldn’t scan. He tried one more time, when it wouldn’t scan; he went ‘bip’ and chucked it through. It was then I thought ‘we’ll be alright as a country we will’.
And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.
“Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain.”
The Guardian
“Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags.”
The Independent
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Buxton Pavilion Arts Centre, Buxton, Derbyshire
Friday, 20th March 2020
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